GEORGE'S ULTIMATE HOMEPAGE
© GeOrGe PrOdUcTiOnS · built 100% by hand in Notepad · no Dreamweaver, no FrontPage, no regrets
~*~*~ UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE FOREVER ~*~*~
BREAKING: dial-up user told to get off the phone so mom can call aunt Linda *** area 51 declassified, contains only expired Blockbuster coupons *** scientists confirm you cannot actually download more RAM *** your printer has been watching you sleep *** neighbor finally got cable and will not stop bragging *** Napster download stuck at 99% for the third consecutive evening ***
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⚡ Museum Of Deprecated Web Technologies ⚡
88x31 Button Vault
all 60 verified live. take some. they're free.
Fortune Cookie Oracle
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press the button, coward
Techno-Babble Generator
initializing jargon matrix...
Glitter Text Maker
GEORGE RULES
ASCII Aquarium
Frameset Simulator
nav.html
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main.html
welcome 2 my frameset.
each frame is its own
html file. this was
considered good design.
</frameset>
welcome 2 my frameset.
each frame is its own
html file. this was
considered good design.
</frameset>
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🎮 GEORGE'S ARCADE 🎮 allegedly 600+ flash games — actually 28 real ones, all built from scratch, zero plugins
🖥 Terminal (this one actually works)
C:\GEORGE> type help
80 commands-ish. tab is not implemented. arrow keys are for cowards.
🪵 The Desktop (drag the title bars, close the vibes)
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